I FOUND A WILLY
Info
Writers: James Morrison & BBC Radio 1
Album: -
For this song, James swapped the words of ‘You Give Me Something’ with genuine tabloid headlines. He performed with Shlomo at the Fun & Filth Cabaret for BBC Radio 1 on August 18, 2011.
Lyrics
I was blinded by a sausage
A haunted house turned …
gave me …
And then I sneezed out my brain
I’ve ever only eaten Monster Munch
For the last five years
‘Cause I found a willy
In my bag of sweets
I breastfeed my dog
To stop her barking
I snugged a
There’s a poltergeist in my pants
… …
A psychic horse found love for me
I got carjacked … fed me pies
I got married at KFC
An Egyptian mummy made me pregnant
Yes it did now
Help my kneecaps are escaping
‘Cause I found a willy
In my bag of sweets
I breastfeed my dog
To stop her barking
I snugged a
There’s a poltergeist in my pants
Poltergeist in my pants
Let them … in my pants
Yes it did
